The beginning...

This is not the beginning.

To go back to the beginning of my bitterness would be to trace a long and varied story through my relatively ridiculous life, and would involve horrific memories of gymnastics teachers sitting on me to get me to do the splits. We don't have time for that. The internet is about speed! Communication must be rapid! Moving on!

I am a pretty snarky individual. Said snark has made me both incredible friends, and powerful enemies. It has gotten me into lots of trouble, but it has also made for much hilarity. As much as I have been infuriated by the unfairness I see around me, I have at least been able to laugh at it.

So this isn't the beginning of random and harsh judgement coming from me. This is, however, the night that two of my friends talked me into starting a blog devoted to it. What was the catalyst for this momentous occasion? Was it the nadir of our quarter-life crisis? Was it their sudden realization of my brilliance and sparkling wit? Or was it merely a way to get me to shut up for twenty minutes while we were trying to watch Millionaire Matchmaker?

We'll see.